Men are wonderful because they are easy to get gifts for. Because there are really only two things a man ever needs...
1. Food
2. A Blow-job
So ladies, you never have to think about what to get your boy toy every year for his bday or valentines or xmas. It's really quite simple since they will always want the same things.
And that is why I love men. Simple.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Rules of Attraction:
Women always want what they can't have.
"A taken man must have something going on because otherwise why would a woman invest in being with him" (Also, the more attractive the girlfriend you have, the more women will want you)
What does that mean for you?
A. Pretend you are taken/act as though you are, if you aren't. (Trust me. Women will come running in your direction.)
B. If you are taken... the hotter your gf, the more other girls will want you (Think of it as a competition. Women subconsciously want to compete with other women in virtually everything.)
Men are too dumb to notice what they actually want. Instead they focus on what they can have.
"A man want's whatever smiles in their direction and has easy written all over it."(Not all men are literally stupid, some just are so insecure about rejection that it is easier to hit on what opens it's legs in their direction.)
What does that mean for you?
A. Ladies, grow some balls. It's the 21st century. If you want it and don't have any inhibitions, then freakin smile! Bat your eyelashes, twirl your hair, position yourself in front of them, lean in! (If you are really feeling confident, skip the behavioral foreplay and just introduce yourself.)
B. The downside to a boy being too dumb to recognize what he actually wants is: If you take charge initially in the relationship, you may be sorely disappointed later on if you figure out that he was never really interested in your in the first place. He liked you merely because you liked him.
Yes, that is right, it is and always will be a game. Don't fool yourself for a second in thinking that you don't have to play the game in order to get somewhere in your quest for relations with your desired sexual companion.
"A taken man must have something going on because otherwise why would a woman invest in being with him" (Also, the more attractive the girlfriend you have, the more women will want you)
What does that mean for you?
A. Pretend you are taken/act as though you are, if you aren't. (Trust me. Women will come running in your direction.)
B. If you are taken... the hotter your gf, the more other girls will want you (Think of it as a competition. Women subconsciously want to compete with other women in virtually everything.)
Men are too dumb to notice what they actually want. Instead they focus on what they can have.
"A man want's whatever smiles in their direction and has easy written all over it."(Not all men are literally stupid, some just are so insecure about rejection that it is easier to hit on what opens it's legs in their direction.)
What does that mean for you?
A. Ladies, grow some balls. It's the 21st century. If you want it and don't have any inhibitions, then freakin smile! Bat your eyelashes, twirl your hair, position yourself in front of them, lean in! (If you are really feeling confident, skip the behavioral foreplay and just introduce yourself.)
B. The downside to a boy being too dumb to recognize what he actually wants is: If you take charge initially in the relationship, you may be sorely disappointed later on if you figure out that he was never really interested in your in the first place. He liked you merely because you liked him.
Yes, that is right, it is and always will be a game. Don't fool yourself for a second in thinking that you don't have to play the game in order to get somewhere in your quest for relations with your desired sexual companion.
Friday, February 18, 2011
In honor of the late Valentines day...
Did the boy spend 200 dollars in taking you out on the town and romancing you with flowers and chocolate? Are you feeling bad that he spent so much? Does the rationalization "We aren't really dating or we haven't been dating very long," pop into your head as you are munching on macaroons and staring at an 80 dollar vase of red roses?
Hold it right there. Quit feeling bad and start recognizing that you deserve every dollar that was spent. If that's not enough then think of it this way:
1. You do not tell a boy "YOU MUST SPEND 150 DOLLARS ON ME FOR VDAY IF YOU WANT A BJ AT THE END OF THE NIGHT."
Sure, maybe spending a little extra could help a guy get something in return but at the end of the day you do not force a boy to spend any certain amount on you and therefore it is his choice, his pleasure, to spend x amount of dollars on you.
2. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CHART OF FINANCIAL EQUIVALENCE TO LOOK UP FOR A DATE.
You Do Not Owe Anyone Anything For Treating You Like The Lady You ARE!
If you still feel bad...
3. The boy definitely wants in your pants and has probably had numerous indecent thoughts about you otherwise why on earth why would he be taking you out and pursuing you?
Indecent Though x(200) + Vday (or any other date) = 200 dollars
Really, the math, or lack there of is quite simple.
Just enjoy it for what it is, a date.
Don't over think the expenses.
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